{"id":2126,"date":"2024-12-06T09:14:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-06T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/?p=2126"},"modified":"2025-01-08T10:29:59","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T18:29:59","slug":"erik-on-the-topic-of-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/ponder\/my-so-called-life\/erik-on-the-topic-of-santa\/2126\/","title":{"rendered":"Erik on the topic of Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>On the drive in to school today Erik reassured me that the reason no one every sees Santa is because in order to get presents to all of the children in the world Santa has to move faster than the speed of light.. and that&#8217;s why we cannot see him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The discussion then evolved into how troubling Erik sees the elf slave work in Santa&#8217;s workshop. Erik also mentioned that if Santa has magic.. and he uses magic to get the toys that are already pre-packaged from the store.. then the <a><\/a>elvish slave labor is even more troubling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That said.. Erik was also disturbed by the fact that it&#8217;s nearly summer in the southern hemisphere.. and that Santa might get overheated in his winter coat and pants.. but he was not okay with the mental image of Santa in a speedo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y&#8217;all.. I can&#8217;t tell if he&#8217;s serious or pulling my legs. Merry Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the drive in to school today Erik reassured me that the reason no one every sees Santa is because in order to get presents to all of the children in the world Santa has to move faster than the speed of light.. and that&#8217;s why we cannot see him. The discussion then evolved into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2127,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":[],"wprm-recipe-roundup-description":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-my-so-called-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2128,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions\/2128"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}