{"id":2145,"date":"2024-01-10T10:10:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T18:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/?p=2145"},"modified":"2025-01-08T10:30:00","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T18:30:00","slug":"all-the-tmi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/ponder\/my-so-called-life\/all-the-tmi\/2145\/","title":{"rendered":"All the TMI!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing?<br>Goblin me: PUNCH THEM IN THE NECK!!<br>Me: Um.. {Me to goblin me: I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s a PLQ response}<br>Goblin me: DO IT ANYWAY&#8230;<br>Me: Um&#8230; well {awkward explanation of what&#8217;s going on with me medically and why I didn&#8217;t get surgery AGAIN}<br>Goblin me: You&#8217;re no fun.. if you won&#8217;t punch them in the neck at least explain to them that you&#8217;re going to get your IUD replaced to make sure that reason #3 for cancelled surgery isn&#8217;t &#8220;because I&#8217;m pregnant at 51&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude15\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/tf2\/1\/16\/1f615.png\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goblin me: ALL THE TMI!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing?Goblin me: PUNCH THEM IN THE NECK!!Me: Um.. {Me to goblin me: I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s a PLQ response}Goblin me: DO IT ANYWAY&#8230;Me: Um&#8230; well {awkward explanation of what&#8217;s going on with me medically and why I didn&#8217;t get surgery AGAIN}Goblin me: You&#8217;re no fun.. if you won&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":[],"wprm-recipe-roundup-description":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-so-called-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2146,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions\/2146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}