{"id":2150,"date":"2024-02-21T10:13:00","date_gmt":"2024-02-21T18:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/?p=2150"},"modified":"2025-01-08T10:14:39","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T18:14:39","slug":"post-barry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/ponder\/my-so-called-life\/post-barry\/2150\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Barry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goblin me: PUNCH THEM IN THE NECK!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LOL. Anyway. I&#8217;ll save y&#8217;all from having to ask.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a><\/a>Laying flat on my back my pain is at a 0. BUT I can&#8217;t sleep when I&#8217;m flat on my back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On my side the incisions burns and I can kind of sleep. That&#8217;s a 2-3 on the pain scale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On my belly (my preferred sleep position) the incision burns and it&#8217;s awful (5-6). No sleep to be had.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So restless night last night as I struggled to find a &#8220;comfortable&#8221; position.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The floor is very far away and twisting to reach the floor makes all the incisions burn. Going from sitting to standing is the same burning. My hip is stiff but no worse than before. My back feels better.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sitting at my work desk is a 1-2 on the pain scale. So.. I&#8217;d say I&#8217;m at 85% and doing my day job &#8217;cause otherwise I&#8217;d be sitting on the sofa and staring at my phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bariatric folks want me to get 60 oz of water.. I didn&#8217;t do that BEFORE getting a tiny tummy.. but sure.. let me just guzzle (slowly) all the water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not even a little bit hungry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh.. and the super nice drugs they gave me (which I took) make me feel kind of drunk.. and it&#8217;s hard for my eyes to track the screen if I turn quickly. I see now why I&#8217;m not allowed to drive for the next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing? Goblin me: PUNCH THEM IN THE NECK!! LOL. Anyway. I&#8217;ll save y&#8217;all from having to ask. Laying flat on my back my pain is at a 0. BUT I can&#8217;t sleep when I&#8217;m flat on my back. On my side the incisions burns and I can kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":[],"wprm-recipe-roundup-description":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-so-called-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2151,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions\/2151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fibergeek.com\/resultstypical\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}