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“Check engine” light

Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing? LOL. Anyway. I’ll save y’all from having to ask. I’m 1 year and 1 month out from gastric sleeve, and 6 months post-op from a full left hip replacement I have a reverse right total shoulder replacement surgery is scheduled for next Tuesday 3/25. Better living through replacing joints. No really. The…

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2024 Year In Review

2024 I started the year with a Gastric Sleeve, hit the 3/4 of the year with a hip replacement and ended the year with a run on cold (each time I think I’m just getting over a cold it feels like I catch a new cold.. three times. Hopefully I’m done with that). Everything but the cold was totally worth…

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An Island and a bar

Fearghus: So.. what would you like for Christmas?Me: A large private island.. with electricity. Y’all, dreams do come true! It just keeps getting better and better. We finally put the dinning room nook to use as a coffee bar. Temporary top until we can get a permanent one set. And a granite slab so I can have something for rolling…

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Christmas Tree 2024

Me: What is that?Fearghus: The Christmas tree.Me: … OUR Christmas tree is in a giant green bag.. that tree is in a box… that is NOT our Christmas tree.Fearghus: Huh… It came from our basement… this one rotates and has pine cones on it.Me: Yeah, it’s not OUR Christmas tree.Fearghus: So.. um.. where did it come from?Me: I have NO…

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Erik on the topic of Santa

On the drive in to school today Erik reassured me that the reason no one every sees Santa is because in order to get presents to all of the children in the world Santa has to move faster than the speed of light.. and that’s why we cannot see him. The discussion then evolved into how troubling Erik sees the…

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Sexy Librarian Aesthetic

I realized I had no dress to wear to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow so I went shopping. Two realizations: 1. current dress styles are ABYSMAL! I hated EVERY dress I saw. 2. I found two decent skirts and realize my aesthetic is “sexy librarian”

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About that shoulder…

Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing? LOL. Anyway. I’ll save y’all from having to ask. I’m 8 months post bariatric sleeve surgery and 8 weeks post hip replacement surgery. Last week I had a follow up with my orthopedic surgeon about my hip. I’m doing A-ok with the hip and have been instructed to continue with PT. I…

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Pain scale

Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing? LOL. Anyway. I’ll save y’all from having to ask. I’m 7 months and two week post Bariatric Sleeve surgery and 3 week post hip replacement surgery. Next Tuesday I have my post-op with the Orthopedic Surgeon’s office to get my (30!) staples removed. Hopefully I’ll get cleared of some of my precautions…

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Staple-free

Staples are removed. I’m released into the wild (additional follow-up in 1 month and I’m receiving a referral for out-patient PT). Doctor was impressed that I was using a cane instead of a walker and says my recovery is going well. The incision looks great (even better without 30 staples on it) and I’m supposed to ice the swelling that’s…

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Hip

Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing? LOL. Anyway. I’ll save y’all from having to ask. I’m 7 months and one week post Bariatric Sleeve surgery and 2 week post hip replacement surgery. Not much changed this week. My hip pain lingers at maybe a 1 but most of that pain is tendon soreness and itching on the incision.…

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