Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing? LOL. Anyway. I’ll save y’all from having to ask. I’m 1 year and 1 month out from gastric sleeve, and 6 months post-op from a full left hip replacement I have a reverse right total shoulder replacement surgery is scheduled for next Tuesday 3/25. Better living through replacing joints. No really. The…
2024 I started the year with a Gastric Sleeve, hit the 3/4 of the year with a hip replacement and ended the year with a run on cold (each time I think I’m just getting over a cold it feels like I catch a new cold.. three times. Hopefully I’m done with that). Everything but the cold was totally worth…
Fearghus: So.. what would you like for Christmas?Me: A large private island.. with electricity. Y’all, dreams do come true! It just keeps getting better and better. We finally put the dinning room nook to use as a coffee bar. Temporary top until we can get a permanent one set. And a granite slab so I can have something for rolling…
Me: What is that?Fearghus: The Christmas tree.Me: … OUR Christmas tree is in a giant green bag.. that tree is in a box… that is NOT our Christmas tree.Fearghus: Huh… It came from our basement… this one rotates and has pine cones on it.Me: Yeah, it’s not OUR Christmas tree.Fearghus: So.. um.. where did it come from?Me: I have NO…
On the drive in to school today Erik reassured me that the reason no one every sees Santa is because in order to get presents to all of the children in the world Santa has to move faster than the speed of light.. and that’s why we cannot see him. The discussion then evolved into how troubling Erik sees the…
I realized I had no dress to wear to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow so I went shopping. Two realizations: 1. current dress styles are ABYSMAL! I hated EVERY dress I saw. 2. I found two decent skirts and realize my aesthetic is “sexy librarian”
Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing? LOL. Anyway. I’ll save y’all from having to ask. I’m 8 months post bariatric sleeve surgery and 8 weeks post hip replacement surgery. Last week I had a follow up with my orthopedic surgeon about my hip. I’m doing A-ok with the hip and have been instructed to continue with PT. I…
Them: so.. *head tilt* how are you doing? LOL. Anyway. I’ll save y’all from having to ask. I’m 7 months and two week post Bariatric Sleeve surgery and 3 week post hip replacement surgery. Next Tuesday I have my post-op with the Orthopedic Surgeon’s office to get my (30!) staples removed. Hopefully I’ll get cleared of some of my precautions…
Yesterday I found myself remembering some poppy seed cheese breads. I remember buying a poppyseed cheese bread from … somewhere… it was made like a cinnamon bun.. a potato-y poppy seed bread all rolled up with cheese in between the layers of bread. The best buns were on the edges where you got the crispy bits of cheese that oozed…
Me: … let’s deal with this once the foofaraw is all over.Fearghus: That’s not a real word.Me: Whut?Fearghus: “Foofaraw” is not a real word.Me: It is.Fearghus: It isn’t.Me: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/foofaraw“Foofaraw – a disturbance or to-do over a trifle “Fearghus: Nobody likes you.